these lakes look like boobs with some perspective
It kinda does (I tried)
(via morethanoneside)
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
(via daechwita)
I was making coffee and I heard a “mpeep” behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.
So I go “Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?” and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes
Couldn’t get the image out of my head
CRIME SCENE
(via floralpoetrydyke)
very sad that the website stopped working because of my fuck up, but since the “random number generator” i scripted was actually supposed to be some sort of poem/conversation between you and the generator, i might as well post the entire text here, also cause barely anyone found it
(via padmeedala)
Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.
(via ilovetextingandscones)
chrome users, your browser is about to start targeting advertising for you
have fun
this does not necessarily apply to chrome-based browsers but it very well can. ymmv
Click here to get firefox, and once you install it, firefox will ask if you want to import all of your logins, bookmarks and settings from Chrome or whatever else you browsed with.
Then go here to add firefox’s best adblocker:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/Please do not use AdBlock Plus, they sold out years ago and allowed advertisers to “whitelist” certain ads.
uBlock Origin is the correct “best adblocker”
However, there is also AdNauseam which is built atop uBlock and will silently click on every ad it blocks so you can fuck with advertising companies. Essentially, this poisons whatever information profile they’ve built up on you. AdNauseam was even banned on the Google Web Store in 2017, so you can tell it works and that Google fucking HATES IT.
(via trademarkhubris)